Apologize
Confess
Frustrated
Headache
Head cold
Hoarse
Humiliated
Jealousy
Muffled
Pillow
Scent
Snuggle
Sore
Spring
Hold back
Stifle
Tissues
Phone call
Under the weather
“You’ll make your cold worse.”
“It’s almost like you’re trying to make your cold worse.”
“I don’t want your cold getting any worse.”
“And now you’ve made your cold worse.”
“Now your cold is worse. Was it worth it?”
“Don’t lie to me. Your cold is worse.”
First Valentine’s Day together
First date
Anniversary
Date night
Lonely
Sniffles
Night in
First kiss
Back rubs
“Are you alright?”
“That sounded painful.”
“Goodness, again?”
“Your allergies are so bad today.”
“You’re not allergic, are you?”
“I forgot you’re allergic…”
“Hayfever?”
“You’re awfully sneezy today?”
“You didn’t catch my cold, did you?”
“I think you caught my cold.”
“Do you need a tissue?”
“Do you have a tissue?”
“You need a tissue.”
“Let me find the tissues.”
“You’ve really got the sniffles today?”
“Are you done yet?”
“You’re making it hard for me to bless you properly.”
Snowed in
Tea/coffee/cocoa
First Christmas
Family Christmas
Target run for cold meds
Work party
New Year’s Eve
Alone for the holidays
Holiday travel
Warm blankets
Weekend in bed
Cough drops
Clothes sharing
Reading in bed
Hot bath/shower
Puppy/kitten snuggles
Storage unit/basement/attic
Library
Fit
New
“I’m going to sneeze.”
“We’re out of tissues.”
“I’m sorry, my allergies are acting up.”
“I’m allergic to _____”
Teasing
“I really need to sneeze, but I don’t want to.”
“I hate this cold.”
“Don’t even bother saying bless you. I won’t be done for awhile.”
“How are you feeling?”
“Don’t sneeze.”
“I’m gonna sneeze again.”
“I think I’m coming down with something.”
“My nose is so itchy.”
“I’m so stuffed up.”
“I need to blow my nose.”
“Your nose is really bothering you today.”
“You look a little under the weather.”
“I think you’re coming down with a cold.”
“Sorry. I didn’t know you were allergic.”
“Did you take your medicine?”
“Ugh…I hate hayfever.”
“Can you wash that perfume/cologne off?”
“I think we need more Benadryl.”
“I can’t help it.”
“God, not again.”
“Sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”
“Ugh, I’ve never sneezed like this before.”
“This is the worst/sneeziest cold I’ve had in awhile.”
“I would stop sneezing if I could, ok?”
“Don’t bless me yet.”
“It’s gonna be a bad allergy day; I can tell already.”
Sharing is not always caring
You need to rest
“You’ve sneezed four times; that’s not like you.”
“Why have you been hiding this from me?”
“Blow your nose. I can’t understand you.”
“You’re sneezing everywhere. Clearly, something’s up.”
“You sneeze one more time, you’re going inside.”
“Oh, baby, not again?”
Hiding sneezes
“Not with that cold
“You’ve sneezed 10 times so far today.” “Thanks for keeping track.”
Aggedy Ann 