“Sounds like you needed to get those out.”
“Seriously, more?”
“Save your ‘bless you’ for the end of this.”
“I hate it when you count my sneezes.”
“That cold sounds miserable.”
“You look like hell.” “I don’t feel much better.”
“I don’t remember the last time I was this sick.”
“I’ve never seen you sneeze like this before.”
“I can’t believe I let you drag me hiking. *sneeze* My allergies were bad enough before.”
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”
“Would you relax? It was just a sneeze.”
“Of course I can go to work. I’m not *that* sick.”
“I don’t know why I’m having allergies now.”
“I’m fine. It’s just hayfever.”
“If this keeps up, I’m gonna run out of tissues.”
“I think I’ve sneezed more today than in the last month.”
“You never sneeze; why are you sneezing now?”
“Well, that fit was impressive.”
“Here, have a tissue. You look like you’re gonna need one.”
“*sneeze* Please tell me we have cold medicine/Benadryl at home.”
“I think you might be allergic to ______________.”
“I think __________________ is making me sneeze.”
“Wow! That one sounded like it hurt.”
“*sneeze* You wouldn’t happen to have another tissue?”
“I’m sorry. I really don’t know why keep sneezing.”
“*sneeze* I’m not allergic to __________. I never have been. *sneeze*”
“_____________ always makes me sneeze.”
“I think you’ve got one more in you.”
“I’m done. *sneeze* Guess not.”
“My allergies haven’t been this bad in a long time.”
“I’m not going to let my allergies get in the way of having fun.”
“With that cold, you should be in bed.”
“No way, Sneezy, you’re not driving me home.”
“I’m sorry; I’ve been told I have the worst sneeze.”
“A ‘little’ loud?”
“I’m pretty sure you’re catching a cold.”
“You only sneeze like that when you have a cold.”
Dusty library
“I swear, you’re allergic to ____________.”
“Did your cold come back?”
“Dust getting to you?”
“Bad allergy day, huh?”
“Stop sneezing.” “I would if I could.”
“Could you be any louder?”
“I’m so sorry. I forgot you were allergic.”
“Why are you sneezing anyway?”
Sympathy sneezing
“I don’t have allergies. *sneeze*. Never have before.”
“I’m not sick. *sneeze*. I feel absolutely fine.”
“I’d know your sneeze anywhere.”
“You’ve certainly put that tissue to good use.”
“Just ignore me; I’m fine.” “With your sneezes, that’s hard to do.”
“Hold it back.”
“Don’t sneeze now.”
“Would you stop that? I’m trying to __________?”
Allergies and fussing
“You did this to yourself, you know.”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were allergic?”
“I wouldn’t have brought you ________________ if you’d have told me you were sick.”
“I thought you just didn’t like _______________.”
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